frog princess, frog princess, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch!
checklist for the frog princess' frog prince:
- born between 1975 - 1981...anything beyond that and he's a tadpole/toad by default
- 5'4 to 5'9... anything shorter or taller is simply beyond frog prince standards
- dusky cafe au lait complexion...to give a twist to the conventional wart-covered green
- preppy clothes are most acceptable, especially in autumn shades (luvly syt 2 behold..)
- clean-cut hair (read as: no long tresses held up in a bun! doesn't figure in the frog prince prototype!)
- spectacles are a plus...except for the dorky black-rimmed ones (leave that to the wartsy-fartsy ones)
- intellectual rather than physical..frog with a strong mind makes a frog prince
- tame, refined, lithe, almost graceful...in leaps and bounds (hate those macho coarse wartsy ones)
- smart, without bein smart-assy (hate those loud sarcastic croakers)
- an achiever in his own swamp (makes up for whatever superficial shortcomings, ribbid!)
- simple, sensible, sensitive, silent, laidback, easygoing------works well under extreme swamp conditions (and with erratic-tempered amphibians)
- a closet romantic
- a lover of books/films/music/better yet, all of the above
- a beautiful voice would be a plus, to depart from the usual croaking
- plus pogi points for a smoking habit (looks good with all the other characteristics put together)
- sexually unthreatening (no to toad maniacs, they stink)
- hetero in every which way, ALL the way.
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